In fact, coffee can change hands as many as 13 times before it gets to you.

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Zhou Hong, the official IKEA card swiper, says she typically hands out an average of 500 coffee cups each time the group meets.

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My coffee is hot and yet my hands are unburned.

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Just remember the rules: keep your shoes off the coffee table and keep your grubby little hands off my remote.

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Koenig is shown handing Keyes a cup of coffee, then backing away with her hands up, as if it's a robbery.

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The expectation is to tip not only big but also often, from the kid handing you a Venti coffee at Starbucks to the multiple hotel hands that rush to open doors, carry bags, and offer an escort to the hotel room.

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If you work in an office, make sure to wash your hands at regular intervals, especially after touching shared objects or surfaces like coffee pots, elevator buttons, the Xerox machine, office supplies, and doorknobs.

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At one time, she thought that she could not live without coffee, but it turned out that it was really just the large warm mug she wanted in her hands, that was the aid to thought or whatever it was she practiced through the procession of hours, or of days.

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