Someone on Twitter described me as their 80-year-old grandpa learning how to use the Internet.

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Though meant to sound decisive, the slap reminded some viewers of a grumpy grandpa asking when his Jell-O would be served.

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Elected to parliament in 1981 to a safe seat in the north-west Peloponnese, grandpa's birthplace, he spent several years twiddling his thumbs before his father gave him a junior ministerial post, as official link with Greece's large, mostly American and Australian, diaspora.

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This could be dangerous, as that 14-year-old boy could be an old grandpa!

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Steven's three children--Kelly, Jarrett and Sean--have joined the battle, suing Grandpa's estate to oust Castellano and revoke the probate of the 2001 will.

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Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Cousin Jake, and Regis the one-eyed Jack Russell terrier.

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They read and write e-mails by exchanging them with my dad, their grandpa.

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Inside their time-warp home, grandma made cookies, an old Hapsburg grandpa played the zither, and Mom lit the advent wreath while teaching her child the significance of each candle.

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In the episode, Rowling will meet beer-guzzling Homer Simpson and his family when they visit England to find a girl with whom Grandpa Simpson had a wartime fling.

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