And yes, even I got drunk, had a stranger drive me home, but then the stranger got a ticket for running a red light, and now I need to find him contrivances.

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"It sounded like a bunch of drunk college students on a Thursday night and then it just got very loud, " neighbour Victoria Dehel told the New York Times.

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"You didn't know he was out because, to a large extent, you voluntarily got yourself so drunk that you didn't know where he was, " the judge told her.

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"Jersey Shore" didn't end because New Jersey residents complained about the negative depiction, especially of Italian-Americans. (I'm half Italian so I was keenly aware of this issue.) No, the shows ended when America got bored with seeing people covered in self-tanner get drunk and hook up in a hot tub or punch each other in a Seaside Beach bar.

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If people drink in pubs there would be a duty of care from the pub landlord or lady lady and they could turn them out when they got too drunk.

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