Mwaruwari, of whom so much had been expected after such good form in France, had a relatively quiet match, being man-marked by Frezghi Berhe for much of the game.
Mr Bono more solemnly went on to say that Mr Buck is a devoted family man who, though he enjoys a glass of good red wine as much as the next guy, is wholly incapable of the raucous antics of which he is accused.
The good news in that department is that Colombia has managed to apprehend a man who may be able to shed much light on just such questions: Walid Makled.