So, which team will God be rooting for come Sunday?

CNN: Who is God backing in the Super Bowl?

We ask God to bless him, and we hope - with God's help - our victory will come.

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Not because of the company, make or model, but simply because we need such a big car in the first place: God willing, we will be a family of six come August.

WSJ: Abby Schachter: Searching for a Star-Spangled Minivan

That's when Americans will come back to work and realize that, my God, Y2K is ninety days away.

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