"I can tell you're not from Wisconsin, " the waitress said when I griped about the glop of dressing on top of a cup of grated cheese.

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In and of itself, the stuff is simply glop.

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Instead of a container of gelatin or a glop of cake -- which have inspired photo blogs dedicated to the wonders of hospital food -- patients get an in-season peach or bowl of strawberries plucked from a nearby farm.

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