Ben Affleck is Gigli, the Mob employee who desires her and wishes she would hop the fence.

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He became tabloid fodder thanks to his relationship with Jennifer Lopez and both actors were ridiculed for their work in Gigli.

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If someone figures out a way to make a perfect copy of a high-definition original, Hollywood forever forfeits its most valuable assets (see earlier Gigli comment).

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"We expected a far more balanced verdict, " Cobolli Gigli said.

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Juventus president Giovanni Cobolli Gigli said the verdict was exaggerated.

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Ben Affleck even gave a jab when he came up on stage to announce a category, though it was unclear if he was being snide because of a Gigli joke or a joke about Lincoln getting shot.

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This year the Razzies will take a look back at the most dire films of the past decade, with five movies in the running - Battlefield Earth, Freddy Got Fingered, Gigli, I Know Who Killed Me and Swept Away.

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While Affleck has taken a circuitous route through Hollywood, which included some questionable action movies and a romantic media sensation dubbed Bennifer that led to Gigli and Jersey Girl, the actor has emerged as one of the best young directors in Hollywood today.

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But Gigli loved it.

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According to a CNet article, Microsoft did not give in to everything that Hollywood wanted, which we can only presume included automatic deductions from your bank account to buy soundtracks and sequels and keyboard-administered electrocutions until you break down and cry "Gigli is the finest cinematic masterpiece ever filmed!"

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