Right now, he has three: give in, get crazy or co-opt his opponent.

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"I am still close with Charlie and am forever grateful for Jarrett for helping me get a better understanding about my crazy self, " he wrote in his iReport.

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So, with that I invite you to kick back and celebrate the conclusion of the first few days of work in the new year, and get excited for a crazy week to come.

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In case you've missed it, wireless phone manufacturers are suddenly crazy about embedding small digital cameras into the bodies of their latest models to get consumers interested in buying phones again.

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In fact, it seems a little crazy that it takes that much work to get coverage.

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Everyone in the Chinese e-commerce space feels a rush to spend like crazy now to get new customers.

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The key to cracking that nut is apparently the new thermal assisted optical element Fujitsu's developed, allowing for an ultra-tiny sub-hundred nanometer optical spot size, which in turn should enable recording on the one terabit (not byte, let's not get crazy here) per square inch level.

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But also, a lot more of them would help to reduce crime and reducing crime would then increase the amount of time they get to spend working with community people on some of the day-to-day issues that drive people crazy in different neighborhoods, some of the so-called minor crimes, quality of life.

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