One of the best buys among mall REIT stocks is Taubman Centers, (nyse: TCO-G - news - people ) which Green Street expects will get a 12.9% boost in AFFO this year, or 1.7 points better than its five-year average.
It features the Sims twins from Dunt, South Australia, whom we first met in We Can be Heroes, and a rival to Mr G called Gran, who helps run a juvenile detention centre, in a lime-green shirt embroidered with the Australian coat of arms.