According to a news release from Adidas, they feature "quick drying Revolution 30 technology" and "ClimaCool Zones" and "limited-edition impact camo design" and other terms that must sound amazing in an elevator full of marketers.

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The venue has its own interior courtyard with private entrance, full-time doorman, and even a throwback elevator operator.

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It had the only elevator and public bathroom in town and was one of the first buildings in the West to have full electric lighting.

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