Those are the only reasons why Hazard isn't facing the same nine-month ban given to Manchester United icon Eric Cantona who famously launched himself at an abusive fan with a kung fu-style kick in 1995.
Indeed, he looked on the verge of getting himself a contract before being forced to cut short his chat to allow Fu - waiting patiently on the sidelines - his own chance to wax lyrical.
The country's history is filled with terrible uprisings inspired by newfangled religions--among the most recent and cataclysmic, the Christian-tinged Taiping Heavenly Kingdom from 1851 to 1864 and the mystical, Kung Fu-like Boxer Rebellion at the turn of the century.
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While the action is spectacular -- after all, the choreography was handled by kung-fu master Yuen Woo-ping, whose credits include Drunken Master and most recently The Matrix -- what really makes Crouching Tiger a gem is the wonderful blend of nostalgia, stunning cinematography, a fast-paced plot, and -- yes -- a good story.
If only Suleiman could have resisted the charms of silliness in his climactic sequence one of those kung-fu disco mystical terrorist shoot-outs.
Particularly revealing is the scene where the evil Jade Fox (veteran kung-fu movie star Cheng Pei-pei) decries the fact that she couldn't read, while her student Jen could and therefore surpassed the teacher in achievement and skill.
However, the representative of Taiwan, Koo Chen-fu, says he will not discuss cross-strait issues.
The trip is meant to reciprocate the one to Beijing last October by his Taipei counterpart, Koo Chen-fu, which marked the resumption of high-level contacts suspended by China after Lee's U.S. trip.
He was head of the CNAIC for 33 years, before ceding the post to Jeffrey two years ago. (Jeffrey beat out food tycoon Kao Chin-yen of the President Group for the job.) Chen-fu is also chairman of the Straits Exchange Foundation, the semi-official organization that handles cross-strait negotiations.
Koo Chen-fu, who, like Mr Tang, is respected in Beijing, stays on as the chief negotiator.
Kai-Fu Lee and his Innovation Works are betting it does, and are funding a number of serial entrepreneurs.
Horror, violence (unless of the kung-fu variety) and anything challenging are ruled out.
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High in the mountains of Taiwan, Lee Luan-Fu, the wife of a tea plantation owner, poured me a cup of tea.
Later, he bought the rights to Hong Kong Kung-Fu movies and sold them in Indonesia and markets farther in the South Pacific.
Founder Wang Chuan-fu wanted to give the company name a visionary touch.
And the Web, presented the chance to ponder the beloved-or-reviled Jobs along with the iconic weapon of kung-fu movie lore, responded with glee.
Kai-Fu founded Innovation Works after resigning from Google in September 2009.
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His uncle, Koo Chen-fu, is a powerful business and political figure.
Alluc.org, for instance, links to Lost episodes on Veoh, Scrubs episodes on LiveDigital and kung-fu movies on DailyMotion, bringing in about 500, 000 unique visitors a day.
Following a scathing report on New Oriental Education, the crisis came to a head last autumn when prominent Chinese business leader Kai-Fu Lee fought back.
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Even Kai-Fu Lee, the China superstar who defected to Google and sparked a lawsuit from his former employers at Microsoft, shares a cubicle with two other guys.
Another Manchester United star, Eric Cantona, was banned for nine months after launching a kung-fu style kick at a supporter during a game at Crystal Palace in 1995.
On top of that, Fu is co-authoring a book with former Indiana University President and former Stanford Law School dean Thomas Ehrlich, about their experiences in public service.
These days top directors, such as Chen Kuo-fu, end up doing everything from publicity to numbering the tickets in the single cinema that may be showing his latest film.
Watch the video interiview with Kai-Fu Lee and Startup Asia author Rebecca Fannin, taped at the recent Silicon Dragon program held at the China Club in Hong Kong.
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This is one reason why Kai-Fu Lee is ramping up Innovation Works now to motivate young entrepreneurs to get in and have a head start before the game is over.
Joe with the kung-fu grip for Christmas this year.
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Kai-fu Lee is a betrayer of both Microsoft and Google, if you google search on how he suddenly abandoned Microsoft to go to Google and he did it again later to Google.
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"What we hoped to accomplish with Google China is now being realized by Weibo, " proving that "engagement is the right approach, " said former Google China chief Kai-Fu Lee, who left the company in 2009.
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