That includes the Four Seasons Hotel and the Ritz Carlton, both in Chicago, a half-interest in a Westin Hotel in Boston's Copley Place and the Four Seasons Olympic in Seattle.

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Kelley is 10-9 with a 3.52 ERA in four big league seasons, all with Seattle.

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We round out the calculations by giving some weight to championship droughts (17 years for Atlanta, 33 years for Seattle) and to the ratio of total seasons to championships won (for example, the four teams in Phoenix sports history have competed for a combined 95 seasons with one title to show for them, courtesy of the 2001 Diamondbacks).

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