Babies, for all their many unarguable charms, will not run with you in the park, wait by the door for you to return, and, as far as I can tell, know absolutely nothing of unconditional love.

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When I call on you, if you could introduce yourself -- wait for the microphone so we can all hear you -- and then introduce yourself, and try to keep the question relatively short. (Laughter.) I will try to keep my answers relatively short.

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You know, give me those stocks that offer a good track record of raising earnings and dividends and get a high-quality rank and that pay you a dividend that's higher than that for the overall market so I can get paid while I wait.

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