The reason for this is that once upon a time I used to sell software and services.

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Not one of them has suggested that he was for health insurance mandates once upon a time before he experienced a change of mind based on new information or research.

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Going into the field to make a few shekels is about an effective a strategy as moving to Casablanca for the waters, despite the fact that, once upon a time, Charles Dickens not only wrote for money, he was pilloried by critics for doing just that.

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Years and years from now, when most of us are gone and this scandal is merely a blip in history, he will hopefully serve as the essential reminder that, once upon a time, we deified people for their ability to win ultimately meaningless and trivial games.

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Once upon a time in America the most your kids could wish for was a two-hour stop at a roadside attraction.

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Once upon a time, the show was a rather big hit for NBC, but after a lackluster first season finale, the show steadily declined in quality until it ended in season four.

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Last year's winner was Turkish director Nuri Bilge Ceylan - whose film Once Upon a Time in Anatolia was selected as Turkey's official submission for the best foreign language film Oscar.

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