Instead of calling 911, he called a local circus clown with fire-eating experience to come and help.

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He checks out the lighting (intended to evoke a sunset) and stops at the bar to watch a fire-eating bartender.

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If Obama were teaching fire-eating, we would all learn fast.

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Its Turkey Twizzlers came under fire from healthy-eating advocate and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver as part of his campaign to improve school lunches, and allegations have also recently emerged that factory workers played a form of baseball with live birds.

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