In fact, on every fill up (I currently have 7800 miles on the car) no gauge in the car has ever stated the correct gas mileage (MPG) since the car was purchased.

FORBES: EPA Slams Hyundai And Kia For Overestimating MPG

Trackyourhappiness.org pings me three times a day to fill out surveys to track my moods, requesting answers within ten minutes to gauge my exuberance quotient.

FORBES: Adventures in Self-Surveillance, aka The Quantified Self, aka Extreme Navel-Gazing