Braun, the 2011 National League MVP, told reporters that nearly two days passed between when a collector took his sample and when it was delivered to a FedEx office.

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Just outsource this work to Staples or Office Depot or Fedex Kinkos or your local shop who can print, stuff and mail faster and quicker than you can.

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FedEx's 2004 purchase of Kinko's, the office services firm, drew criticism, and its revenues are flat.

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