It has been well established that as compared to traditional plant-based diets, Western diets high in saturated fat are associated with increased weight gain.

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Finally, as our tale draws closer to its conclusion, we find that the residents of the kingdom of Fairyland at Foggy Bottom have now become so fat and lazy that no one wants to work any more, even if there was a way to plant and harvest a crop.

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