"I'm not fat, I'm pregnant!"

BBC: Fat, pregnant or both?

"And your baseline risk is low, " because I don't smoke and I'm not fat.

FORBES: Magazine Article

"I'm the healthiest fat guy you've ever seen, " he told Mr. Letterman on Monday.

WSJ: The Politics of Gov. Chris Christie's Weight

"I still feel like a fat kid, even though I'm not anymore, " he said.

CNN: Weight losers combat fear of exercise, schoolyard torment

I'll now take some time to decompress (FYI I'm looking for a good fat camp to lose my Groupon 40, if anyone has a suggestion), and then maybe I'll figure out how to channel this experience into something productive.

BBC: Groupon head's goodbye memo in full

The way the stuff has always been tested and the way it seems to work best is with, I'm sorry to say, a reduced fat diet in order for it to work properly.

NPR: Slate's Medical Examiner: Xenical OTC

For the moment, at least, it's both, as was clear when McCain climbed back onto his plane and headed down to South Carolina, where he was met at 3 a.m. in an airport hangar by hundreds of college kids and the earsplitting techno sounds of Fat Boy Slim.

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