Rodger Holmes, chairman of the Gloucestershire and Herefordshire branch of the IWA said grass around the lock is no longer being cut, there are potholes in the car park and the lock's winding gear is "falling apart".

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But after falling behind, JMU found another gear.

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While the forecasters breathlessly discuss the falling barometer, and the plow crews gear up, the utilities continue to make their plans.

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