If, however, you bump into England supporting friends who read the Daily Express, they might tell you that Luiz Felipe Scolari is about to get the job.
The China side of my brain was intrigued by a different dimension of the education issue when I picked up the Indian Express on September 10 and read a large article expressing concern over the just-released QS World University Rankings.
The last straw came when I read one of his answers in one of those American Express ads you used to see in magazines, the ones where celebrities filled in to the blanks to questions whose answers were presumably desired by us all.