Likewise, your wife's best friend who's into entertaining, or decorating, can't necessarily run a hotel, nor can your ne'er-do-well nephew or brother-in-law who needs a job.

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She was from Shoreditch, sir, which is about as Cock-er-ney as it is possible to be (or was back in the 50s - now it's full of ruddy eejits in very thin jeans ashamed of their parents' wealth and exhibiting a complete failure to understand that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the London populace).

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"It is always, always better to call the pediatrician before going to the ER for anything but life-threatening emergencies, " injuries or conditions that, if they didn't get medical attention, could result in death, says Lara Zibners, M.

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But we're of the opinion that your Facebook profile is just that: yours, and showing two little faces to every person who searches for you (or glances at your Twitter or clicks on your blog or looks you up on LinkedIn -- avatars be er'ywhere) is just a little...strange.

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As for the so-called died-in-the-wool football lovers, well, er, they are unable to think or talk about anything else!

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For many, it's now only a matter of time before the Chinese currency displaces the dollar as the world's reserve currency - or at least becomes a major secondary reserve currency like, er, the euro or the yen.

BBC: Mr Osborne and China's long road to a global currency

So even if they are in the ER for a real emergency, they will be referred to an appropriate primary care facility or patient-centered medical home before they leave.

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"We do all the things a school nurse used to do, but now instead of having to send a child to the ER or having Mom come and pick them up, we can treat them in the school-based health center, " says Chris Kjolhede, Bassett's school-based health program director.

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