The album was recorded with his touring band, the Dukes (and Duchesses), who include Ms. Moorer.

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But she clearly knows very little about modern princesses -- or duchesses even.

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This is, after all, the man who ultimately has the power to turn women into princesses -- or at least duchesses.

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