On our way home through Transylvania, we stopped at the mock Dracula castle for a quick bite.

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For starters, there are the opening chapters, where the young English real estate agent Jonathan Harker makes his way slowly but surely into the Carpathians seeking Castle Dracula in the most isolated region of Eastern Europe.

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You know, like not trying to reanimate a six foot tall homicidal maniac in an abandoned castle, or not looking into the eyes of Count Dracula.

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