Williams' place in the side is taken by Robin Sowden-Taylor after the Wales veteran ironically revealed his double mission to break his cup final duck.

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You can duck the radar, of course, and buy a Double Whopper with cash, but it'll bring you no reward except swollen ankles.

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If Romney really is the electoral dead duck that his Republican rivals claim he is, why isn't Obama beating him by double digits?

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In any case, it was just as easy to enjoy it as a grown-up, in the same way that when you now look at Looney Tunes starring a knowing Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck, you realize that their creators wrote them as much for their own amusement, chock full of double entendres, as for children's.

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