Just don't eat too much of it -- less than three servings per week.

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"I'm not sure your investors would want to hear you tell people don't eat too much of our pizzas, " he laughed before thanking Schnatter for his time.

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Pizza's actually healthy for you if you don't eat too much of it, " Schnatter replied, adding, "You can't eat five or six slices but if you eat one or two slices it's very nutritious.

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The virtual workers don't get paid, don't eat up insurance, and, push comes to shove, we get too much work or them to handle, we just keep cloning the office.

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And, honestly, they don't seem to be suffering too much -- they eat reasonably nutritious meals, meals bought and plated with love.

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