These are sins, really, because in so dreaming (and researching these fantasies on the Internet), I spend less time throwing a baseball around with my son or walking the dog around the block.

FORBES: Obama's Recovery Is Not Your Recovery

With aggressive easing of monetary policies by the central banks of the U.S., U.K. and Japan, the euro is left as the least ugly dog on the city block.

WSJ: Euro's Recovery Not Without Pain for Some

If there was a dedicated cycle path that pedestrians did not block, as well as dog walkers, this would be the best for all.

BBC: Speedy Taff Trail cyclists in Cardiff told 'slow down'

Be the first women on your block to walk confidently into a venture capital dog-and-pony show or investment bank.

FORBES: Women Who Seek Capital for Their Businesses Can Save the American Economy

The dog walker told police he moved the first bag because he saw someone circling the block in a Dodge Charger and watching to see what he did with the bag, the law-enforcement source said.

WSJ: Body Parts Found Scattered in Bronx

Gramm was going on about how it was his constitutional duty (sound familiar?) to block censure (remember censure?), and would filibuster if need be until the last dog died.

CNN: Sighs and whimpers