On the positive side, at least they didn't name it the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

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As the name suggests, databases are held in memory, not on disk, which significantly reduces the read time.

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Akebono (real name Chad Rowan) has been out of action since last November, when he suffered a herniated disk in his back.

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