During the ensuing rescue effort, EMTs treated victims atop dinning tables at the Home of the Whopper, while draping intravenous drips across wall lamps.
The modestly proportioned 28km-long, 19km-wide-island offers copious rewarding trekking, cycling and camping opportunities in addition to abundant beaches and a substantial drool trail leading from one Slow Food-endorsed dinning establishment to another.
Update: Damian Dinning, Imaging Experience Manager at Nokia, has decided to get into the debate, while trying to steer around any secrets locked down for later this week.
But City's hopes of selling Dinning to Inverness Caledonian Thistle were done no favours by the sacking on Monday lunchtime of Caley's management team of Craig Brewster and former Chester number two Malcolm Thomson.