His libido plummets -- because how can he be sexually desirable if he feels that desire is directly derived by his business card?

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The NCH report states that seven of the top 10 fastest-growing coupon categories are non-food categories, which can be attributed to the desire of marketers to make these purchases more desirable.

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But what I am pointing to is the way in which in a market, price driven, system the entirely selfish pursuit of gelt and pelf, the desire purely for filthy lucre, brings about such a desirable result.

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