"In the past 10 to 15 years, there have been many hints from a variety of different disciplines that there was a deeplink between entropy production and intelligence, " Dr Wissner-Gross told BBC News.
As biologists and rangers approach the Nez Perce pack's chain-link pen deep in the park's interior, they hear a surprising sound -- a wolf barking from outside.
You see, in addition to growing increasingly sick and depressed from all the evil hauntings, one of the flatmates even claims to have woken up with deep body scratches, for which he blamed the mirror and kindly provided a link on eBay for photographic proof.