Finally, it's time for the booming finale: the hacking cough of Mark Teixeira fills the room, deep, guttural and strong.

WSJ: The Yanks Need Some Chicken Soup

This is true of the flu, hepatitis and AIDS. With the avian flu, we've modeled the virus on supercomputers, and we think we understand why it binds deep in the lungs--it's not communicable--you don't cough it up.

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