Leaving the office, his first job of the day is to dart a lion and transport him for surgery.
In other words, you would have had a better chance of picking a top fund by literally throwing a dart at a dart board than picking a past top performer.
At one time a person could throw a dart at a page of utility stocks and be pretty sure of coming up with a company that had a stable revenue source and a good dividend yield.
No, your average Wall Street pro hasn't beat a dart tossed by a drunk in a bus depot bar since 1994.
It was a dart flung at a dartboard twenty thousand feet away.
Three minutes later referee Paul Adams inadvertently obstructed a would-be tackler allowing Howley to dart from a scrum and spark a move which climaxed in a long pass by fly-half Paul Burke for left wing Craig Morgan to score.
As the psychologist Philip Tetlock demonstrated in his magisterial analysis of 20-years of expert prediction, a dart-throwing chimpanzee was a better guide to the future.
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The Dart is a newcomer in a highly competitive segment where leaders like the Honda Civic enjoy strong brand loyalty.
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But the Dart is a victim of those ambitions.
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Anyone over 18 can sign up, configure a Dart to their liking, then launch a crowdfunding effort to raise the money to buy it.
Marchionne also says the company made a mistake by initially offering the Dart only with a manual transmission and small Fiat engines.
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Daniel had thrown a dart, and, just as he did, a defensive player had hit him squarely.
Throw a dart, load up on company stock and with a relatively conservative projection of 15% per year, retirement was not far out of reach.
Having people customize a Dart when signing up for the registry is also smart.
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However, most of these guys are no better than a dart board when it comes to investment advice.
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But that does not mean picking Aussie stock winners involves donning a blindfold in front of a dart board.
Instead, the team were forced to search for bears by helicopter and tranquillise each one they found with a dart.
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They set a goal for the amount they want to raise, which could be just enough for a down payment or the full price of a Dart.
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Unless an investor is just throwing a dart, many hours of analyzing individual companies, their products, management, competition, and prospects, are saved that can be put to better use in other areas of your investment planning and decisions.
"Planning and orchestrating this rescue effort has addressed the implications of the 24-hour news cycle and the media's role in bringing the world together as a community of compassionate watchers, while giving the rescued miners and their families a safe, time-constricted space in the corresponding media spotlight, " said Graves, director of the Dart Society, a nonprofit organization of journalists.
"We can't preach the philosophy of the free market and every time something arises which might look a bit uncomfortable, dart around and say we're going to pass a new law to stop it happening, " Howard said in a radio interview with publicly traded media network, Southern Cross Broadcasting.
He shot it with a tranquilliser dart and loaded into the back of his truck to drive out to the wilderness.
Hull managed to work their way back into the game after Motu Tony marked his 100th appearance for the club with a clever dart from dummy-half.
Click on each section of the dart board below to view a tear sheet of the relevant fund.
Speaking of the appalling Dobbs, here is a nicely aimed dart by Don Boudreaux, chairman of the economics department at George Mason.
Fourth seed Scholten, who now faces the hugely promising Lewis, began with a 180 in a 12-dart leg but his lack of consistency did not please him.
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The Stoke-on-Trent player hit a 170 checkout during the match and missed a shot at double 12 for a nine-dart finish in the final leg of the match.
For less extreme entertainment, stroll down the inn's jetty and hop into a jet boat for a tour up the Dart River.
The Dodge division unveiled its new compact car, the Dart, which will vie for a share of the roughly one million in annual segment sales.
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In a second lapse that Dart took responsibility for, he acknowledged that paperwork was lost that would have made it clear to Illinois officials that Robbins was to be returned to Indiana custody.
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