An entrant from a televised ice-dancing contest is granted a double-page spread to muse upon his newly transplanted hair.

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In addition to breakfast, at the Plaza there is live music, a gun show, impromptu square dancing, a flapjack-flipping contest and a hat-stomping competition, among other activities.

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