Investigators say he'd visited Newton-John the day before with flowers, bid her farewell and ended their relationship.

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They'd come to file past a picture of Chavez propped amid flowers and flanked by a military honour-guard.

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"I think she'd like that we got a replacement and fixed it up so we can put her flowers in there, " he said.

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The ad ends by saying the all-natural product will make flowers and vegetables grow "twice as big, " just what you'd expect from one of the company's less natural offerings for the garden.

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And according to Cathy Wilkinson Barash, author of Edible Flowers: From Garden to Palate, even if you could eat modem hybrid roses, you'd probably be disappointed.

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