Oh, we almost forgot -- they've boosted out the keyboard in favor of a more useful D-pad and A, B, X, Y button formation -- which is, needless to say, awesome for playing awesome games.

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It's actually just a quadband EDGE handset (despite what we'd previously heard) with a 1.3 megapixel camera, Bluetooth, and a 220 x 176 display -- pretty much the same spec sheet as the T639, in fact.

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You'd surely have to give up the Aspen and Maui homes or replace the Citation X with a fractional jet-ownership.

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Scratch the surface, and you'd get the real story: 'I'm a lawyer, but I've always wanted to be X' -- invariably, it was some passion left over from childhood.

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Called the V98, it has a 10.1-inch, 1366 x 768 LCD on top of an aluminum chassis with a beveled edge similar to what you'd find on a white iPhone 5.

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