It'd pack 2, 688 shader units, a 384-bit memory bus and 6GB of RAM, all with one chip -- for reference, the GTX 690 needs two GPUs to offer 3, 072 shader units and has 4GB of RAM.

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Is he a longtime bus driver who'd sometimes eat ribs with neighbors on the porch of his two-story home while listening to salsa music?

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