Quick ball off the top of a line-out gave them the chance to cut loose, and a neat inside pass from Larkham gave Gerrard the chance to scythe over by the posts, with Mortlock landing the easy conversion.
In one instance, a cow fell off the processing line and was chased through the abattoir before having its legs cut and being stabbed to death, she said.
Harlequins won quick ball off the top of a line-out and when they shipped it into midfield Turner-Hall cut a stiletto line to scissor with Evans before racing over, with Evans adding the extras to put the Londoners in front.