And crawl it will, if Mr Ito is right, because Japan has abandoned reform.

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As Chris Cuomo was saying on the air that "we don't know what's right or not right at this point, " the onscreen crawl was still reporting that an arrest had been made.

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Thompson only did it because the ball was hit deep enough for him to crawl to third if he wanted to, so, what the heck, right?

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