As they enter the apartment, the man on the couch looks up from the TV in irritation.

NEWYORKER: The TV

Asked about his relationship with Rupert Murdoch, Saban pops up from the couch in his home library and shows a reporter a picture of Murdoch, Saban's wife, Cheryl, and Saban seated next to each other at a gala dinner.

FORBES: Beyond Power Rangers

And all it does is patrol the floor and pick up lint from under the couch.

FORBES: Fight Wars, Lint

During the playoffs last year, Marty Prather, a Cardinals season-ticket holder since 1983, gleefully held up a sign showing Pujols watching the playoffs from his couch, popcorn in hand.

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