This led to 53% of those questioned saying that new technologies had increased the quality of their contact with distant family members, while 47% said it improved interaction with those they live with.

BBC: Hi-tech brings families together

" Johnathan Poon, Microsoft's current quality assurance guru, finished off the tongue-lashings by prompting Steve Jobs to "contact Poon if he needed someone to advise on how to improve quality checks.

ENGADGET: Microsoft blames Apple's "quality checks" for iPod virus

It is believed there is no longer a threat to local air quality, but anyone with health concerns is advised to contact their GP or NHS Direct.

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We duly got in contact with their after sales people, sending pictures of the faults we could find along with the quality assurance labels and descriptions of the faults.

BBC: Fergus Muirhead