Sometimes quotes are mangled so badly as to be twisted into a complete opposite of their intentions.

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"It was pure joy and the complete opposite of what I had just finished, " Ms. Reuben said.

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"We had to present somebody who is the complete opposite of Marcos, someone who has been a victim, " she concluded.

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Barack Obama's train ride was the complete opposite of sad, and it was at the formal beginning of his drama.

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In other words the attitude of investors towards the stockmarket is the complete opposite of their attitude towards a department store.

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So I guess that sets me on the complete opposite side of the spectrum compared to the target audience.

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To me, I look at it from the complete opposite perspective and believe 17% who were unaware of Big Data is 17% too many.

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And opposite a particularly Heath Robinson piece of machinery, complete with foot-long levers and dials like the engine room of the Titanic, I spot an old circuit diagram on the wall, mapping out each of Britain's national newspapers.

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"I'd normally do a lot of training but this year, it's been the complete opposite, " he said.

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