The researchers studied results from international comparison tests taken by 10-year-olds in 2003.

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The unmarried with poor support looks similar in life satisfaction to the married with poor support, but again, the authors did not report statistical tests for that comparison.

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Most of the brands don't have lab tests on the amount of flavanols, so there's no way to make a comparison.

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Newton cautions that this is an apples to oranges comparison, because the Zocor studies were done with arteries in the neck, not the heart, and more tests are being done to see if ETC-216 reduces plaque in the neck.

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