Woods only visits these shores to play the Open, Mickelson is trying to copy Woods and does not like the cold anyway, and Singh is, well... nobody's sure what his excuse is this year.

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Still under the influence of the somewhat debilitating effects of eating two Philly Cheesesteaks in a row, I pick up a copy of the latest issue of Forbes from the newsstand, tap and pay, slurp a mouthful of cold Starbucks (got distracted in duty free), and fire up my phone.

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