The men are all clinically depressed because their girlfriends' "favorite mascot" strategy works every year.

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My uncle has been clinically depressed for years.

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"Spring is a time for new beginnings and new life, yet the juxtaposition between a literally blooming world and the barren inner life of the clinically depressed is often too much for them to bear, " he said.

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