This is now gospel for action movies in which, after a high-speed chase scene, a character cracks a cheap one-liner to defuse the audience.

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Joey Evans (Adrian Aguilar), the title character, is a cheap-souled Chicago hoofer who catches the eye of Vera Simpson (Susie McGonagle), a man-hungry socialite of a certain age who buys him a nightclub in return for his services in the sack.

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It makes no more sense to worry about whether her character is good for women than it would for to worry about whether cheap, plotting, manipulative George Costanza in Seinfeld was good for men.

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And beyond the obvious educational and character-building implications for the kids, grownup training would offer broader benefits to society--like cheap, dedicated labor for hospitals, schools and charities.

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