Any strategy-free CEO can do those sorts of things to confuse investors and send financial analysts chasing their tails updating spreadsheets.

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Meanwhile, politicians there are doing their best impersonation of the Keystone Cops, chasing their tails, pointing fingers, bumping into walls, falling down, making some of us laugh, others cry or scream.

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