First Simon Davies earned a corner as he burst after a ball down the right channel, then Earnshaw slalomed in from the left to blast a shot off Per Mertesacker's shins.

BBC: Wales 0-2 Germany

But Cardiff made the game safe with a third goal on 73 minutes, Joe Ledley's pass across the left channel allowing Parry to strike the ball through Evans' legs into the net.

BBC: Chasetown 1-3 Cardiff

Physically overwhelmed by their fast and imposing opponents, Greece essentially collapsed its entire team into the defensive third of the field, allowing the Germans to knock the ball around in the middle of the pitch and wait for an open channel to clear.

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To make his point, he has handed out white papers on the bungled border, pressed the issue with numerous Georgia politicians and appeared on a History Channel program called "How the States Got Their Shapes, " where he hit a golf ball from Huckabee Lane into the Tennessee River to show viewers how close it is.

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