Efforts to prevent illegal immigration in the U.S. today are ignored, underfunded, openly violated or certifiably feckless.

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By all appearances, it will be a while until the European food chain becomes certifiably horse-free.

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Several environmental groups are bucking the president, maintaining that unless fracking is certifiably safe, it should be indefinitely postponed.

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Again, before any RPI is allowed to transition into lawful permanent resident status, the Southern border must be certifiably secure.

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Again, before any provisional status RPI is allowed to transition into lawful permanent resident status, the Southern border must be certifiably secure.

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Yet industry leaders have repeatedly lobbied for legislation and regulation that block disruptive approaches from being used anywhere until they are certifiably good enough to be used everywhere.

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The embargo on Cuba would only be lifted if it holds "certifiably free and fair elections and reforms its economic system", he said, speaking at the White House.

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The latest proof that Assange is certifiably pop is news that he voiced his own character for the 500th episode of "The Simpsons" which aired earlier this year.

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Indeed, with scientific advances when it comes to birth galloping ahead, is the miracle that is life so sacred that the certifiably crazy can produce children on the dime of taxpayers with reckless abandon?

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Maybe moviegoers, understandably fed up with Hollywood's recent simulations of humanity, will sustain "She's So Lovely" on waves of nostalgia for a time--more the '60s than the '70s--when emotions seemed to matter more than anything in a world gone certifiably mad.

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