Weybridge's Paul Casey (70) is one under at Carton House, while Ulster's Darren Clarke (70) is one over.

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Not surprisingly given its designer, Carton is a shot-maker's course with its fairways not overly tight but rewarding of well-shaped shots which demand accuracy.

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Carton House Golf Club is Colin Montgomerie's first course design in Ireland.

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That changed in 1952, when Reader's Digest published "Cancer by the Carton, " an article detailing the dangers of smoking.

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One twister tore open Kris Meritt's parents' brick house like a carton, sucking out its contents and tossing most of them onto the lawn.

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With this year's Ryder Cup just down the road from Carton House at the K Club, this is an ideal opportunity for some to remind Woosnam of their talents.

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The "Lebowski Fest" slated for Los Angeles March 22-23 features the actors who played Woo, The Malibu Sheriff and the Ralph's check-out girl who watched The Dude write a 69 cent check for a carton of milk.

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